Sophisticated Child.
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00:30 My husband Blake and Baby girl Marley
23:44 Omg
04:34 sweetjamaicanpipedreams: *in raspy crab voice*“So the doctor says to me ‘Crab, you gotta quit the smokes.’ He says I could get cancer and die. Can you believe this douchebag? There is one thing that keeps me going in this pathetic crab life of mine. One thing that is always there for me.Cigarettes.I have nothing else. Do you see any lady crabs around here? I don’t even know which ones are the ladies. They don’t have vaginas. They don’t have boobs. I started making out with this crab once and things were getting heavy. I’m like, ‘So what’s your name, baby?’ And they respond, ‘Larry.’ That bastard said his name was Larry. You know what I did after that?I smoked a goddamn cigarette, that’s what.”
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zsram:

  • You have the right to have and express an opinion.
  • Others have the right to have and express a counter to your opinion.

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Shorty let me tell ya bout my only vice…It has to do with lots of lovin’ and it ain’t nothin’ nice.